fartmale - 2025
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Phase 3 — The Fart Ascension
“They laughed. Now they inhale.”
Merch: suits, cigars, and gas masks
Community-run Cult Portal (on-chain Sigma quests)
Listings on major Solana aggregators
Staking? No. Meditating on volatility.
Phase 1 — Gas Genesis
“Let there be fart.”
Token launch on pump.fun
Cult branding initiation
Website goes live
Σ Doctrine is carved into the blockchain
Initial Sigma males are summoned
Dexscreener chart appears out of thin air
Phase 2 — Sigma Awakening
“Only the worthy may inhale.”
Stealth meme invasion: Twitter, Telegram, and beyond
Meme drops from chosen prophets
Strategic farts in influencer replies
Liquidity expansion (with honor)
First wave of weak hands is eliminated
Phase 4 — Flatulence Domination
“Sigma farts. Alpha cries.”
Massive holder cult event (Sigma Summit?)
Σ DAO creation to guide the destiny
Toilet paper-backed stablecoin ($TOILET) — just because
Global campaign:
“You’re either with us… or behind us.”
Phase 3 — The Fart Ascension
“They laughed. Now they inhale.”
Merch: suits, cigars, and gas masks
Community-run Cult Portal (on-chain Sigma quests)
Listings on major Solana aggregators
Staking? No. Meditating on volatility.
Phase 1 — Gas Genesis
“Let there be fart.”
Token launch on pump.fun
Cult branding initiation
Website goes live
Σ Doctrine is carved into the blockchain
Initial Sigma males are summoned
Dexscreener chart appears out of thin air
Phase 2 — Sigma Awakening
“Only the worthy may inhale.”
Stealth meme invasion: Twitter, Telegram, and beyond
Meme drops from chosen prophets
Strategic farts in influencer replies
Liquidity expansion (with honor)
First wave of weak hands is eliminated
Phase 4 — Flatulence Domination
“Sigma farts. Alpha cries.”
Massive holder cult event (Sigma Summit?)
Σ DAO creation to guide the destiny
Toilet paper-backed stablecoin ($TOILET) — just because
Global campaign:
“You’re either with us… or behind us.”
Who is a FARTMALE?
A man who transcended alphaness.
Real sigma.
He farts, and the world trembles.
No excuses. No mercy. Only GAS.
they had to fart hard to make important decisions...
In the beginning… there was only noise.
Alphas shouted. Betas cried. Gammas made Excel sheets.
But silence belonged to him —
the one who didn't need volume,
the one whose power came not from words…
but from gas.
He is a force. A prophecy.
He emerged from the ruins of the crypto market,
when every "utility" was a rug
and every influencer disappeared with your liquidity.
In that moment of despair —
in the deepest dip —
a sound echoed softly through the void.
and now the choice is yours - to remain a loser with an eternal fomo or to join our cult and get into the cloister of glory
one billion supply
launchpad - pump.fun
utility - No. Just presence.